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Friendzone Predator 

Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship
"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."

Friendlien

A person who is friendly, selfless and has mastered the 5 Friendlien destiny's called the Friendlien way
That was a Friendlien thing to do.
Friendlien by Friendliens January 1, 2019

Friendzone 

A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. It is impossible to get over someone while in the friendzone, because, as friends, you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.
Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I want to just be friends.
Person 1 is now in the friendzone.
Friendzone by EmiLogic February 28, 2017

Ser Friendzone 

1) A man who goes above and beyond attempting to win the affection of someone they are attracted to but gets but in the friendzone anyway. Ser Friendzone is usually less self aware than the fabled White Kinght.
2) Ser Jorah Mormont from George RR Martin's Game of Thrones book series.
Mike really needs to give it up with Holly, he's moving close to being Ser Friendzone.

Friendiversary

An annual occasion where you celebrate the passing of one or more years since you met a particular friend.
Dude, it's the 23rd of July!! Exactly 6 years since we met!!

Yeah Brosef, Happy Friendiversary.
Friendiversary by Gashtacular March 3, 2008

Friendlie 

A Robbie Williams fan.The name was given to fans by Robbie Williams in the summer of 2011.
They are characterised by their friendly nature, acceptance of others and gentleness. Likely to be seen giving cheeky winks and hugs. Their natural habitat is RW.com.
Person 1 “Are you a Robbie Williams fan?”
Person 2 “No I’m a friendlie (((hugs)))”
Friendlie by robsessed January 2, 2012