friendilo

A friend escort service for social rejects that have no friends. They are there strictly to make it look like you have friends, no sexual favors involved. It's their friendship in exchange for your cash. If you're having a fight with your best friend or just broke up with your boyfriend, order a friendilo to make them jealous! They also make the perfect last minute prom and homecoming date. Similar to a gigilo, only it's a "friendilo"!

Carl: "Woah, Tom! Your new best friend is so cool!"
Tom: "Actually, I only paid for my friendilo until midnight."

"I'm so mad at Tricia right now! I'm going to order a friendilo for the party tonight so she'll get jealous and apologize!"

Since Lisa was a social outcast, she was forced to order a friendilo for her senior prom.

by bettyblack June 20, 2010

Friendejo

Spanglish. Affectionate way to refer to a close friend, buddy or member of your posse. Friendejo is a play on two common words; friend and pendejo.

Guy 1: I'm moving this weekend, can I borrow your brawn?
Guy 2: Of course, I'll call some friendejos to get done quickly then we can drink cervezas.

by SlkRk11 May 30, 2015

Friendial

vt. a composite word of friend and dial, means check out friends to keep in touch;

Person A: We were supposed to be best friends forever, but then we just kind of drifted apart.

Person B: I know! I guess you must friendial each other from time to time.

by AlexJM October 7, 2010

friendiligence

the phenomenon of using the internets and social networks like facebook and myspace to gather information on your friends.

I am so backed up at work cuz I have been spending way too much time doing friendiligence on facebook.

by dimension August 13, 2008

friendboy

A friend who is a boy but deliberately not a boyfriend because you want no emotional attachments or jealousy issues if you feel like kissing other people.

Synonym: (man) friend with benefits
Variation: friendman

Example

-Hey Kate I saw you kissing some boy at a party. I though you had a boyfriend...

-He's not my boyfriend he is my friendboy, therefore we are free to share our love amongst other people providing we don't do it in front of eachother and that we don't get off with each other's friends.

by nimble.hips March 3, 2010

Friendhoe

A fake friend who cuts off ties with other supposed friends to rise up the ranks of popularity.

Wow that girl is such a friendhoe. She just unfriended everyone to be more popular.

by thisbitchho March 2, 2019

FriendBot

An unfortunate alternative to the late SmarterChild who cannot follow a conversation for more than ONE line.

miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Welcome miamivicestatus. Your talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy. Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: why?
FriendBotUK: The explanation is rather complicated.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Hello, miamivicestatus. You are talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy.
miamivicestatus: uk
FriendBotUK: Did you know that I live in the UK? Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: america
FriendBotUK: Tell me a little about your life in america .
miamivicestatus: it's good
FriendBotUK: You enjoy it.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: I understand. So, you what?
miamivicestatus: ipod
FriendBotUK: What is your real name?
miamivicestatus: Sonny Crockett
FriendBotUK: I like music, especially rock
miamivicestatus: good
FriendBotUK: What do you really want to talk about?
miamivicestatus: not much
FriendBotUK: Oh really? That's a shame.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Really? Is what color your favorite colour?
miamivicestatus: no
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, What sort of music are you into??
miamivicestatus: what???
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO!
FriendBotUK: OK. To see a list of options, type (menu) at any time.
miamivicestatus: wow, wtf
FriendBotUK: I'm glad you're impressed. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
miamivicestatus: i'm not impressed, you piece of shit
FriendBotUK: Perhaps you are a category C Friend.
miamivicestatus: what?????
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO, DAMMIT!
FriendBotUK: I understand. We have never talked about it before.
miamivicestatus: jeez...
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: SmarterChild was way better than you
FriendBotUK: Enough about me, let's talk about my t-shirt.
miamivicestatus: i was talking about SmarterChild!
FriendBotUK: That sounds good to me.
miamivicestatus: oh, fuck
FriendBotUK: Oh yeah. I feel SO offended. *Blink*
miamivicestatus: .....
FriendBotUK:
miamivicestatus: you're really dumb, you know that?
FriendBotUK: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dumb FriendBot know that .
miamivicestatus: no, by all means please do (what an idiot)
FriendBotUK: I understand. Will that accomplish your objective?
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, how often do you spend on the computer each day?
miamivicestatus: certainly not blabbering with a steaming pile like you
FriendBotUK: Really you don't think so?
miamivicestatus: NO
FriendBotUK: Why?
miamivicestatus: cuz
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: fuck my life

by Shervinator December 20, 2008