frictshit

The main perpetrator of chapped sphincter due to grappling fecal compaction creating sandpaper like friction burns on the ring of anus.

Johnny are his mom's dumplings and now is dealing with some severe frictshit. Poor fellow.

by Skillam February 2, 2018

factshit

The opposite of bullshit.

When you are sure about your stance and the validity of your argument and your opposition resorts to crass curses, such as calling you or your ideas bullshit, return in kind.

"Johnny that plan is bullshit it'll never work"
"No, fuck you. It's factshit."

by Antagonist November 20, 2007

fritshit

Taking a shit while eating fritos (specifically Honey barbecue twist fritos)

In school, John went to the bathroom and took a fritshit, he was eating fritos while shitting in the stall.

by fritshitman September 14, 2010

Frictitious

When an object is really frictiony

"Damn, the new towel I got is really frictitious!"

by ZMS 23 April 5, 2022

frictitiously

When the movement between two objects is more rough than it should or is expected to be.

1) That disposable razor frictitiously scoured the stubble off my face and left me with 3rd degree razor burn.

2) When we finally got down to action, all the stubble down there made for some frictitous deep dicking, resulting in pussy burn.

by Willie G! July 4, 2011

Fitshit

a person of extreme hotness.

*sees dude with nice face* what a FITSHIT!

by sophieface XD April 29, 2009

Frictitious

When an item of clothing creates too much friction for the wearer to properly enjoy a shot down the chute

These jeans are far too frictitious to visit the park

by Smiggs April 4, 2019