Fritos
The best of all corn chips. Many different types of Fritos (i.e. Fritos Scoops) have been formed from the original.
Fritos by Diggity Monkeez August 3, 2005
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Fritos
Possibly the greatest substance on the face of the earth.
Fritos are corn chips, made by Frito-Lay, INC.
Ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. (not including the various flavored Fritos)
Apparently, Fritos are some nutritious sons-of-bitches, too.
..and these motherfuckers are guaranteed fresh, unless the packaging says otherwise.
Fritos are corn chips, made by Frito-Lay, INC.
Ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. (not including the various flavored Fritos)
Apparently, Fritos are some nutritious sons-of-bitches, too.
..and these motherfuckers are guaranteed fresh, unless the packaging says otherwise.
Steve: Goddamnit, Fred, have you ever had Fritos?
Fred: Holy shit, man, those motherfuckers are delicious.
Fred: Holy shit, man, those motherfuckers are delicious.
Fritos by dillan lol January 16, 2009
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fritos
Unattractive jacked-up toes on ones feet. ie, corns, hang nails, rusty, crooked, crusty, ugly, deformed, missing, funky or stankin' toes, or some other type of negative toe issue.
Yeah, baby was fine and all, but when she asked me to suck them fucked-up fritos -- I had to get up outta there!
fritos by HuskyMiller November 27, 2006
Fritos
Definition 1:
A tasty snack created by Doritos® which are very good
Definition 2:
The act of saying "Fritos" whilst someone is taking a free throw shot in basketball to "jynx" them.
Definition 3:
Consolense food. Often bought on a bad day or on a day when something has gone wrong. Fritos make the consumer feel better because people like eating unhealthy stuff
A tasty snack created by Doritos® which are very good
Definition 2:
The act of saying "Fritos" whilst someone is taking a free throw shot in basketball to "jynx" them.
Definition 3:
Consolense food. Often bought on a bad day or on a day when something has gone wrong. Fritos make the consumer feel better because people like eating unhealthy stuff
Example #1:
"Hey John lets go to the store at lunch because I am really craving some of those AMAZING Fritos, nacho cheese junk food has never been better!"
Example #2:
(Kyle lines up to take the free throw shot in a common basketball game called "bump", when suddenly...)
Chris: (yells) "FRITOS, does Kyle like Fritos?"
(Kyle misses the shot)
Chris: (Yelling again) "HaHa Kyle doesn't like Fritos, what the hell is wrong with you Kyle, they're delicious?"
Example #3:
Devin: "Ahh man I just bombed that test Mrs. Baker gave us in English, I think I'm going to fail. *sighs* How did u do Chris?"
Chris: "I ...umm... did ok, (Chris got 93.5% but doesn't want to brag, so he plays it modest) you'll do good next time and pass English Devin. Hey let's go get some Fritos at lunch and it'll make you feel much better!"
Devin: "Ahh yeah, I love Fritos. You're right I can still pass English, Mrs. Baker is just a bitch. Hey let's skip gym, I broke into John's locker and stole $20! Fritos for ALL!!!"
"Hey John lets go to the store at lunch because I am really craving some of those AMAZING Fritos, nacho cheese junk food has never been better!"
Example #2:
(Kyle lines up to take the free throw shot in a common basketball game called "bump", when suddenly...)
Chris: (yells) "FRITOS, does Kyle like Fritos?"
(Kyle misses the shot)
Chris: (Yelling again) "HaHa Kyle doesn't like Fritos, what the hell is wrong with you Kyle, they're delicious?"
Example #3:
Devin: "Ahh man I just bombed that test Mrs. Baker gave us in English, I think I'm going to fail. *sighs* How did u do Chris?"
Chris: "I ...umm... did ok, (Chris got 93.5% but doesn't want to brag, so he plays it modest) you'll do good next time and pass English Devin. Hey let's go get some Fritos at lunch and it'll make you feel much better!"
Devin: "Ahh yeah, I love Fritos. You're right I can still pass English, Mrs. Baker is just a bitch. Hey let's skip gym, I broke into John's locker and stole $20! Fritos for ALL!!!"
Fritos by Christopher Hendrix November 2, 2006
Fritos Effect
Bob: Man these fritos are nasty.
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on
Fritos Effect by DXL Spin February 11, 2012
fritos syndrome
When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.
fritos syndrome by Anti November 17, 2004
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