french dick

An extremely small penis. It never gets any pussy.
You have a french dick it's so small!
by StarBucksWhiteGirl January 11, 2016
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french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.
Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?
by canovoid March 02, 2011
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french dick heads

french dick heads-generally most of the population
all of them, apart from people who lived away from the other french people(french dick heads)
by June 19, 2006
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french fry dick

when a white male has a very skinny and long penis
by Epicureanhoe September 27, 2020
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Dick Frenching

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.
Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
by hyperbeam! October 07, 2009
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When an indian man rubs your penis raw then drips french wine in your asshole.
Hey man I heard that Raj gave you a Reverse French Indian Dick Rub.
by PINGASman6969 August 06, 2012
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