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frenchtickler 

A large decorated dildo usually constructed from a whiffle ball bat and dressed with girly slut things like glitter and tinsel to create the ticking effect.
"Frenchticklers are all the rave in Japan."
frenchtickler by papaya January 30, 2005
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French Tickler 

n. A sexual device in the form of a type of condom containing a massaging accessory at the tip. Used for sexual pleasure. Used by those who play guitar and suck toes, and do both incredibly.
"Here's KG with the feather and the French Tickler- look out, baby, he got the tools!"
French Tickler by Sophie & Julianna February 9, 2004

French Tickler 

When you are having sex with your lady friend doggy style and some guy comes and tickles your asshole with a feather from behind, he's called the french tickler
Dude I was about cum in Tracy's ass and then the french tickler got me!!
French Tickler by el_nigero July 11, 2010

French Tickler Massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.
My girlfriend gave me a French Tickler Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.
French Tickler Massage by Khokolate February 25, 2011

French Tickler 

While having anal/vaginal intercourse with a male/female, inserting a French Baguette into his/her mouth then tickling their sac/clitoris
Dude, I gave Jessica a sick French Tickler last night

Me and Jack got crazy last night and I gave him a French Tickler
French Tickler by The FT November 11, 2011

French tickler 

When a man/woman eats a can of corn the night before and the next night before they shit they get fucked in the ass
Hey babe better eat your corn so I can give you a french tickler tomorrow
French tickler by kingsize February 27, 2022

French Tickler 

Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????
wife: Hey don't forget the condoms...make sure to bring home a French Tickler!
husband: Ha ha ha!
French Tickler by thedzone October 13, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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