Freshappl

Pronounced (fre, shap, pul)
A sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. Coined by internet legend and lolcow Christine Weston Chandler or simply Chris-Chan. Probably a rip off of freshavodao.

A: "I went to the store and bought a bag of apples and when I arrived at home it was a bag of oranges"
B: "You had a freshappl bro"

by Jocomol May 9, 2021

FreshPilled

When someone is too far gone and can’t be saved.

I wish I could help that dude, but he’s FreshPilled so there’s no saving him!

by FreshPicked November 10, 2020

Freshable

Fresh-uh-bull.

Noun

A freshable is a type of produce that are technically classified as fruits, but do not taste like fruit. For example things like gourds, tomatoes, avocados, and cucumbers would be freshables. PICKLES DO NOT COUNT!

“The farmer’s market had a great selection of freshables today!”

by Jissic December 31, 2023