Freshappl

Pronounced (fre, shap, pul)
A sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. Coined by internet legend and lolcow Christine Weston Chandler or simply Chris-Chan. Probably a rip off of freshavodao.

A: "I went to the store and bought a bag of apples and when I arrived at home it was a bag of oranges"
B: "You had a freshappl bro"

Freshappl by Jocomol May 9, 2021

FreshPilled 

When someone is too far gone and can’t be saved.

I wish I could help that dude, but he’s FreshPilled so there’s no saving him!

FreshPilled by FreshPicked November 10, 2020

Freshable 

Fresh-uh-bull.

Noun

A freshable is a type of produce that are technically classified as fruits, but do not taste like fruit. For example things like gourds, tomatoes, avocados, and cucumbers would be freshables. PICKLES DO NOT COUNT!

“The farmer’s market had a great selection of freshables today!”

Freshable by Jissic December 31, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008