freebeat

When you are accidentlly exposed to a source of pornography of sorts, and you take the incitive and beat off to it.

A: 'I fell asleep for a bit longer, then got woke up again cause next door where shagging loud.'

B: 'Did You Freebeat?'

A: 'yeah.'

by tadsite April 1, 2008

Freebatch

The shipping name for Martin Freeman / Benedict Cumberbatch offstage. This ship is often discriminated however these actors have amazing chemistry - even Benedict had difficulty explaining it for a well-spoken individual. Has stemmed off the ship Johnlock.

P1: "Did you see that interview last night?"
P2: "Yes, I totally ship Freebatch!"

by Anonymousat221 April 8, 2018

Freebear

When you poop and decide to walk around without wiping. Such as a free bear in the wilderness.

Charles went freebear for a week when he was backpacking and had no toilet paper.

He was in a rush to get out of the house so he went freebear for the day.

by DaBomb1992 November 20, 2011

freebate

a rebate that refunds the paid price for the product, often not including tax and other charges

Did that freebate ever come back to you in the mail? The one for the USB hub?

by byter1024 September 28, 2011

Freebate

Verb - The act of masturbating without visual or auditory aid of pornographic material (ie: pornographic videos, lewd photos, sexting, sex cams)

Gf: You've been jerking off to porn, haven't you?
Bf: No babe, I freebate to you 3 times a week.

by Poppawilson121 June 25, 2017

freebeaning

freeballing but for girls (guys have balls girls have beans)

As I bent down to tie my shoe i saw that the girl across the room was freebeaning cuz she had a skirt on and I could see deep into her soul

by hornyjew November 16, 2005

freebreather

Someone who declines/refuses to wear a mask in a public space during the COVID-19 pandemic

There was a freebreather in my hallway so I had to dart back into my apartment.

by i_got_lubined January 14, 2021