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freebeat 

When you are accidentlly exposed to a source of pornography of sorts, and you take the incitive and beat off to it.
A: 'I fell asleep for a bit longer, then got woke up again cause next door where shagging loud.'

B: 'Did You Freebeat?'

A: 'yeah.'
freebeat by tadsite April 1, 2008
Words you can keep

Freebatch 

The shipping name for Martin Freeman / Benedict Cumberbatch offstage. This ship is often discriminated however these actors have amazing chemistry - even Benedict had difficulty explaining it for a well-spoken individual. Has stemmed off the ship Johnlock.
P1: "Did you see that interview last night?"
P2: "Yes, I totally ship Freebatch!"
Freebatch by Anonymousat221 April 8, 2018

Freebear 

When you poop and decide to walk around without wiping. Such as a free bear in the wilderness.
Charles went freebear for a week when he was backpacking and had no toilet paper.

He was in a rush to get out of the house so he went freebear for the day.
Freebear by DaBomb1992 November 20, 2011

freebate 

a rebate that refunds the paid price for the product, often not including tax and other charges
Did that freebate ever come back to you in the mail? The one for the USB hub?
freebate by byter1024 September 28, 2011

Freebate 

Verb - The act of masturbating without visual or auditory aid of pornographic material (ie: pornographic videos, lewd photos, sexting, sex cams)
Gf: You've been jerking off to porn, haven't you?
Bf: No babe, I freebate to you 3 times a week.
Freebate by Poppawilson121 June 25, 2017

freebeaning 

freeballing but for girls (guys have balls girls have beans)
As I bent down to tie my shoe i saw that the girl across the room was freebeaning cuz she had a skirt on and I could see deep into her soul
freebeaning by hornyjew November 16, 2005

freebreather 

Someone who declines/refuses to wear a mask in a public space during the COVID-19 pandemic
There was a freebreather in my hallway so I had to dart back into my apartment.
freebreather by i_got_lubined January 14, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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