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Freebear 

When you poop and decide to walk around without wiping. Such as a free bear in the wilderness.
Charles went freebear for a week when he was backpacking and had no toilet paper.

He was in a rush to get out of the house so he went freebear for the day.
Freebear by DaBomb1992 November 20, 2011
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Nightmare Fredbear 

A scary as bear that won't leave me alone AT 12 IS THE FUCKING MORNING
HE IS UGLY LIKE A FUCKING BROWN BANANA AND SCARY AS HELL

fredbear 

An animatronic that is the most terrifiing in fnaf
Omg fredbear just jumpscareded me 😢😢😈 and i think hes comin for dat booty -matpat 2016

freeberg 

The Freeberg. Originated in the mid 90's by a man named Pete Freeberg. This is the process of rolling up paper towels into big balls, wetting them and throwing them at people or places. They can be as small as golf balls up to the size of a big melon.

To make these you simply use paper towels or toilet paper from any source that you don't own like public restrooms etc. Simply wet the ball of paper under a sink with luke warm water and compress them gently with hands to remove excess water. This will make them very explosive, easier to throw and less conspicuous before the attack. The final step is to find a person or surface to chuck this thing at. Best results are achieved on flat surfaces.

**NOTE: The longer the water sits on the paper ball the more explosive the results will be when it hits its target.
I was in class the other day and when the teacher turned her back my buddy freeberged the chalkboard!!

Did you see Bob freeberg Chad's wall the other day?

We were freeberging at the party and it got out of control.
freeberg by Danny Oceanz December 15, 2009

freesearch 

a combination of the words free and research that describe the process used to determine the availability, location, and ease of legally acquiring or consuming any given object that one desires with ABSOLUTELY no cost to the person acquiring or consuming said object/s.
I did some freesearch and found many objects that I needed, ie a hot tub, fire pit, and queen sized bed that I went and picked up for free.
freesearch by AEH May 13, 2008
When someone calls you for a ride because they are drunk or need to go somewhere that is far away and/or inconvenient (i.e. uber) but have no intention of paying you.
Yo. Let's call Billy he'll give us a freeber.
freeber by SexyNurse September 8, 2016

freebersyser 

Freebersyser is a given last name to one of the most caring loving and one of the most out of the world kind of family you’ll ever know it’s always hard to tell when to be serious or brush it off your shoulders when being around or involved with someone with last name freebersyser because they’ll be just as surprised as you in the way they react to the situation in the time being

But always own up to there faults loyal and very opened

Very trusting never doubt them because doubting the freebersyser is like wondering if your cats really a cat

What you see is what it is they will never hide the true them or pretend to be or feel something there not

If you have doubts you might as well pack your
Shit
And

Keep

On

Gimping
Mrs freebersyser is truly the most wonderful and honest person I’ve ever know
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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