Free Head

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When girls go on vacation get you drunk and use their women seducing powers to get you to fuck her for free. This sounds great but usually girls looking for free head are usually carrying STD's or are ugly.

Dude One: DAMN
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my free head and now i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for screwing my mom, BITCH

Free Head by Johnny3TearsXD February 28, 2011

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Free head Thursday

Every thursday males get free bjs from anyone they asked.

I can’t wait for free head Thursday.

Free head Thursday by Daddy_jorge September 10, 2020

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Free Head Card

Anyone You Show This To Has To Give You Free Head.

Hey look at this! *shows free head card* Aw man, now i gotta give u head

Free Head Card by FaxTalker69420 May 26, 2021

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free head lettuce

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.

TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

free head lettuce by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

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Free head day

On December 3rd its national free head day for the boys

Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy

Free head day by pre.ium December 3, 2020

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Free head Friday

Head that given every Friday

Yo it Friday u know what time it is for short it’s Free head friday

Free head Friday by Knee down head up suck up April 7, 2019

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Free Head Day

Get the best head from anyone for a day!

Friend: OMG IT'S FREE HEAD DAY

Me: >:)

Free Head Day by Raybart October 3, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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