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Free head Thursday 

Every thursday males get free bjs from anyone they asked.
I can’t wait for free head Thursday.
Free head Thursday by Daddy_jorge September 10, 2020

Free Head 

When girls go on vacation get you drunk and use their women seducing powers to get you to fuck her for free. This sounds great but usually girls looking for free head are usually carrying STD's or are ugly.
Dude One: DAMN
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my free head and now i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for screwing my mom, BITCH
Free Head by Johnny3TearsXD February 28, 2011

Free Head Card 

Anyone You Show This To Has To Give You Free Head.
Hey look at this! *shows free head card* Aw man, now i gotta give u head

free head lettuce 

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.
TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

FHF (Free Head Friday) 

every friday, the one person in your circle of friends who you pick on all the time about being gay is designated to give "free head" on fridays.
Its friday! Lets all go to Boo Boo's Head Shack and get some FHF (Free Head Friday)

Free head day 

On December 3rd its national free head day for the boys
Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy
Free head day by pre.ium December 3, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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