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Free head Thursday
Free head Thursday by Daddy_jorge September 10, 2020
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Free Head
When girls go on vacation get you drunk and use their women seducing powers to get you to fuck her for free. This sounds great but usually girls looking for free head are usually carrying STD's or are ugly.
Dude One: DAMN
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my free head and now i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for screwing my mom, BITCH
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my free head and now i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for screwing my mom, BITCH
Free Head by Johnny3TearsXD February 28, 2011
Free Head Card
Free Head Card by FaxTalker69420 May 26, 2021
free head lettuce
Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.
free head lettuce by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015
FHF (Free Head Friday)
every friday, the one person in your circle of friends who you pick on all the time about being gay is designated to give "free head" on fridays.
FHF (Free Head Friday) by FHF Special May 19, 2009
Free head day
Free head day by pre.ium December 3, 2020
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