A person with weird tendencies :
1. Doesn't eat cheese because it reminds them of chunky milk
2. Doesn't eat seafood because it swims in a whales
toilet
3. Doesn't eat broccoli because it reminds them of
small trees
4. Doesn't eat cauliflower because it reminds them of matzo balls which reminds them of moth balls
5. Doesn't eat pasta because it reminds them of slimy worms
6. Loves to eat grilled cheese sandwiches... with no cheese
7. Loves to eat quesadillas... with no queso
8. Favorite animals are possums or
midget donkeys
9. Atheists