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freaksauce 

sauce that is really freaky, probably owned by someone named noah or something, theyre freaky as fuck
noah has freaksauce in his fridge!
freaksauce by flattio June 10, 2024

freakface 

The most beautiful girl you have ever seen. Her eyes are so warm and make you feel special when she looks at you. Her mouth and lips are perfect and sometimes when she is talking you just stare at her mouth. She has the cutest freckles on her cheeks. Her hair always looks amazing, whether it is in a ponytail or down. When she smiles you automatically feel better even if you are having a horrible day. She needs absolutely no make up. You want to call her beautiful but she is so far beyond beautiful. Her face is a freak of nature.
Ana, you are the definition of a freakface.
freakface by tumama November 14, 2013

Weirdo-Freakface

A person with weird tendencies :
1. Doesn't eat cheese because it reminds them of chunky milk
2. Doesn't eat seafood because it swims in a whales toilet
3. Doesn't eat broccoli because it reminds them of small trees
4. Doesn't eat cauliflower because it reminds them of matzo balls which reminds them of moth balls
5. Doesn't eat pasta because it reminds them of slimy worms
6. Loves to eat grilled cheese sandwiches... with no cheese
7. Loves to eat quesadillas... with no queso
8. Favorite animals are possums or midget donkeys
9. Atheists
Sylvia is the epitomy of a weirdo-freakface!
Weirdo-Freakface by spp-og January 15, 2009

Freak Sauce 

Freak Sauce is that name for the weird combination of sauces that your friend is always making. Whether it’s mixing ranch with marinara and ketchup, or barbecue with mustard and ranch. After all, ranch does go with everything.
Oh, Josh! Why would you mix that together?! It’s a total Freak Sauce.

freakdancemom

One who's life is lived through there competition danceing daughter.
Hey look at freakdancemom, she's fucking pissed and crying. the trophys not big, she did not score high, that other girl did not dance better. on&on&on&onnnnnnn
freakdancemom by BIGGERDADDY March 4, 2009

freakface 

a man with long tentacle alien arms that can only be used to distribute laced candy to blue eyed children to lure them away and nurder them
wow homeman look at that freakface! he just stole my second cousin!!!
freakface by i hate men March 28, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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