freakface 

The most beautiful girl you have ever seen. Her eyes are so warm and make you feel special when she looks at you. Her mouth and lips are perfect and sometimes when she is talking you just stare at her mouth. She has the cutest freckles on her cheeks. Her hair always looks amazing, whether it is in a ponytail or down. When she smiles you automatically feel better even if you are having a horrible day. She needs absolutely no make up. You want to call her beautiful but she is so far beyond beautiful. Her face is a freak of nature.

Ana, you are the definition of a freakface.

freakface by tumama November 14, 2013

freakface 

a man with long tentacle alien arms that can only be used to distribute laced candy to blue eyed children to lure them away and nurder them

wow homeman look at that freakface! he just stole my second cousin!!!

freakface by i hate men March 28, 2021

Weirdo-Freakface

A person with weird tendencies :
1. Doesn't eat cheese because it reminds them of chunky milk
2. Doesn't eat seafood because it swims in a whales toilet
3. Doesn't eat broccoli because it reminds them of small trees
4. Doesn't eat cauliflower because it reminds them of matzo balls which reminds them of moth balls
5. Doesn't eat pasta because it reminds them of slimy worms
6. Loves to eat grilled cheese sandwiches... with no cheese
7. Loves to eat quesadillas... with no queso
8. Favorite animals are possums or midget donkeys
9. Atheists

Sylvia is the epitomy of a weirdo-freakface!

Weirdo-Freakface by spp-og January 15, 2009

Breakfaced

A term used to describe the state in which one is shitfaced at breakfast.

Mate, the morning after that 21st, I went to a cafe for brekkie. I was well & truly breakfaced...

Breakfaced by Hekkers5 May 27, 2016

FreakFriend 

A homegirl that u could treat as a girlfriend but dont care how many girls you get with...also means sex partner..fuck buddy...a girl thats more than a friend or vice versa..a pleasure friend...best friend or friend with benefits.

she my freakfriend so imma hit her up tonight...or

imma hit up my two freakfriends tonight cuz they down for what eva..

FreakFriend by Severe1 June 25, 2008

freaksauce 

The freakiest of the freaks.

Have you met dave? He is a total freaksauce.

freaksauce by beastface1234567891011 August 24, 2010

freakjacker

A dude who likes to whack it off to the really obscure shit in private.

So, according to Phil's internet history, he was looking for Jane Jetson, nipple-less girls, and salmon. All in the same 4 minutes. Freakjacker.

freakjacker by TomKVideo April 14, 2010