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freakquake 

1. Recoiling in horror.

2. A sudden and intense reaction to fear.
I had a freakquake and dumped my popcorn all over my boyfriend during a scary movie.
freakquake by Somerlea December 1, 2011

Freakbucket 

A derogatory word meaning 'freak,' but sounding cooler. It can also be used playfully. As far as I know, I made this word up. Alternate spellings include freakbukkit and freak bucket.
"God, Karen, you're such a freakbucket."
Freakbucket by SensiblePaladin September 25, 2008

frackquake 

A frackquake is a small earthquake created by fracking, the heinous practice of injecting liquid at high pressure to extract oil or gas. Frackquakes are usually small and oftentimes not even felt.
Woken up early in the morning, the man said to his wife,

"Did you feel that?"
"Probably just another frackquake. Go back to sleep," she responded.
frackquake by ElCommissioner October 15, 2018

Yoo-Hoo Mudslide Freakshake 

When you're performing anal intercourse but the receiver has diarrhea.
Man I was putting it in my girl's poop chute last night after we had taco bell and I ended up with a Yoo-Hoo Mudslide Freakshake on my bed.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026