Definitions by Somerlea

sputzed 

The feeling of brain fog you get after a night of intense partying.

"Dude, that was a rad party last night. I drank so much I woke up totally sputzed!"

sputzed by Somerlea May 2, 2021

kool-aid cheeks 

When you blush so easily it's ridiculous, the unfortunate extreme redness that results is called kool-aid cheeks.

When I arrived at the party uninvited, everyone stared at me like some kind of defective. As a result I got kool-aid cheeks.

kool-aid cheeks by Somerlea May 20, 2014

slang dork 

An adult who doesn't understand, or know how to use slang correctly, is called a slang dork.

My mom is freaking clueless. She tries to act all cool by using slang, but she always ends up sounding more like a slang dork.

slang dork by Somerlea April 17, 2014

Psychomagician 

A Psychologist who is so desperate to diagnose their patient with a nonexistent mental disorder, that they create the illusion of insanity in order to get their patient committed to a mental institution on purpose.

A female mental patient asks a new arrival, "What did you do to get put here?"
"Me? Absolutely nothing. My head Doctor is a Psychomagician who cranially abused me, and then pulled shit out of his ass to get me dumped here!"

Psychomagician by Somerlea December 14, 2013

Decrepitating 

Another word used to describe an extremely advanced state of decomposition.

"Did you see that zombie with the decrepitating skin?"
"Yeah, he looked perfectly ripe!"

Decrepitating by Somerlea October 6, 2013

freakquake 

1. Recoiling in horror.

2. A sudden and intense reaction to fear.

I had a freakquake and dumped my popcorn all over my boyfriend during a scary movie.

freakquake by Somerlea December 1, 2011

Besting 

Present tense of bested. "Besting" someone is the continuous aspect of beating someone at their own game. Getting the better of your opponent or adversary.

I love besting my frienemy by sleeping with her boyfriend. I know it's naughty, but it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

Besting by Somerlea April 19, 2011