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fraternet 

the poor quality of wifi at greek houses
Chad from Beta: Dammit, the wifi at the house is down again!
Spencer from Beta: That's fraternet for ya
fraternet by Darren Higgenbottom October 26, 2017
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Fraternity Girl 

College girl of questionable morals or intelligence, who dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle for Frat boys.
You better glove up before you shag Allison, she's a Fraternity Girl.
Fraternity Girl by MomFatale September 29, 2011

Fraternal Twins 

("fraternal"), meaning that each twin develops from two different eggs and each egg is fertilized by its own sperm cell. We can be passed as best friends even though we are fraternal twins. We are basically siblings but we are the same age so its different we share such a strong bond we hang out all the time.
Girl: Wait shes your twin? I thought you guys where best friends
Me:yeah shes my twin, we are fraternal twins we don't look alike.

fraterniwhore

A girl of college age that, while she herself does not belong to the Greek system (i.e., a sorority), spends a large percentage of her time with local fraternity boys. The girl usually only hangs out with one specific fraternity and over time becomes quite knowlegeable about the house and will defend the boys who live there as well as the lifestyle they may or may not live.

This behavior is usually, but not always, because the girl dates her way through the fraternity. She will usually start with a boy she meets outside the house, then circle through his friends one by one. The relationships are almost always never serious, and the girl over time becomes the charge of the boys - they will tend to look out for and defend her.

Not to be confused with a similar type of girl who actually has been inducted into the Greek system. See sorostitute.
"Man, Autumn has been spending so much time at the Sigma house! And she gets really irritated when we joke about 'stupid frat boys' now."

"Yeah, but those boys will defend her right back, ya'know."

"Oh, I know. Still, she's turned into quite the fraterniwhore."
fraterniwhore by marie13 February 14, 2005

Fraternal matrimony 

An intense emotional relationship between two heterosexual males that, while non-sexual in nature, exceeds the boundaries of a traditional bromance.
A year after pledging the same fraternity, Harry and Gabe reached a state of fraternal matrimony and became the envy of their fellow brothers.

Fraternal matrimony is legal in California.

Fraternal Nirvana 

The highest level of frat possible for a bro to achieve.

One can only reach this sacred level by completing various tasks such as but not limited to:
- Purchasing and owning a Jeep (Cherokee not included)
- Losing virginity (Twice)
- Leaving no alcohol undrank at the function

- Being the hardest and steeziest jit at all gatherings

And many more that haven’t been discovered yet.

It is said that Fraternal Nirvana is just a legend and cannot possibly be achieved, but some die hard believers still cling to the hope that they may one day reach this legendary status.
Brodie 1: NAWW admiral toting the Jersey-Over-Hoodie combo, no way jit ain’t leaving with tail!
Brodie 2: Bombopreesh allat🤘Caught me tryna reach that Fraternal Nirvana.

Fraternity 

A group of pretentious college boys who pay a ton of money to relive their high school glory days by date-raping girls, childishly excluding others who are different, and bullying their new members in the name of "brotherhood."
Girl: Why would you want to join a fraternity? They're all assholes.
Guy: I dunno, it might be fun.
Girl: Yeah, if you like being hazed and paying for fake friends.
Guy: ...On second thought, I think I'm good.
Fraternity by SeZSEU August 6, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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