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frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake 

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."

flappy Lappies 

just another word for saggy breasts,

when to use:

>a title which defines a person who has extremely saggy breasts * note this can be male or female

> you notice a man or a woman with saggy breast running laps.

>make a comment on a woman or a man with saggy-ass titties (saggy-ass man titties) were the breast would have to sag all the way to their lap(laying on top of their knees)"touching knees"
"hey rick did you notice flappy lappy running by, yeah paul she needs some pick-me-ups "

"i spy some flappy lappies"

"Flappy Lappies is caused by the stress of gravity that is exceeding down on the boobies, brassieres saving breast and avoiding flappy lappies since 1664"

Awww, look at that pair of beautiful flappy lappies... fuck no get a reduction.
flappy Lappies by douche lee September 1, 2010

frappa lappa dappa chino

an imaginary starbucks drink that you order, but not to actually get anything. If you get the barista to actually charge you for it, bonus points
Starbucks Barista "Hi, how can I help you today?"

John: "Yes, I would like one frappa lappa dappa chino"

Starbucks Barista: "ok, lol, what size?"