Franksizzle is a small hairy man named Frank who enjoys craft beer, works 4 hours a week, doesn't work saturdays and stares at his own reflection too much.
Usually bad at telling secrets and keeping the bar clean.
Can be put in place for any verb or noun.
"Damn Franksizzle why is the bar not clean?"
"I wish my husband looked like Franksizzle!"
"Why won't Franksizzle tell me all of his secrets"
"Franksizzle can Frank my Sizzle any day"
"Why won't Franksizzle accept my playstation request?
The time required to walk downstairs and out the front door minus the time required to jump out an upstairs bedroom window while banging another dudes girlfriend.
It was taking me so long to work my nut out that I thought I was gonna have to go out the upstairs window when her boyfriend got home. Luckily, he was on franktime and I strolled out the front door.
When "Frank the Tank" or "Frank and Beans" uses a word that is way beyond the relms of his vocabulary in the wrong context and makes himself look like a complete and utter moron.
Frank: My brain is so awesome it observes everything!
T-Ray: Frank...Don't you mean your brain absorbs? (frankism)
Frank: I'm going through a moral delima right now. I can't decide whether to do my homework or work on my car after work.
T-Ray: Wait...what? A moral delima? (frankism)
A tale of complete and utter bullshit, that is thoroughly and actively believed by the cretin stating it - despite the fact that he has just dreamt it up...
Oh no, you just won't believe the frankism that he came out with this morning.
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.