Franksizzle is a
small hairy man named Frank who enjoys craft beer, works 4 hours a week, doesn't work saturdays and stares at his own reflection
too much.
Usually
bad at telling secrets and keeping the bar clean.
Can be put in place for any verb or noun.
"Damn Franksizzle why is the bar not clean?"
"I wish my
husband looked like Franksizzle!"
"Why won't Franksizzle tell me all of his secrets"
"Franksizzle can Frank my
Sizzle any day"
"Why won't Franksizzle accept my
playstation request?