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frankism 

When "Frank the Tank" or "Frank and Beans" uses a word that is way beyond the relms of his vocabulary in the wrong context and makes himself look like a complete and utter moron.
Frank: My brain is so awesome it observes everything!
T-Ray: Frank...Don't you mean your brain absorbs? (frankism)

Frank: I'm going through a moral delima right now. I can't decide whether to do my homework or work on my car after work.
T-Ray: Wait...what? A moral delima? (frankism)
frankism by T-Owens April 23, 2008
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Frankism 

A tale of complete and utter bullshit, that is thoroughly and actively believed by the cretin stating it - despite the fact that he has just dreamt it up...
Oh no, you just won't believe the frankism that he came out with this morning.

Frankism 

The act of beleiving in the toy man known as frank to be your god
“Hey i believe in frankism”

“So you beleive in frank?”
Frankism by Perreeeeeeeepoooooooo November 29, 2020

Franksmanship

The manner displayed through the entirety of a day in which a Frank, out-Franks all bystanders with tremendous success and poise.
By drinking that whole bottle of vodka on saturday morning, Frank showed his high quality of Franksmanship for the remainder of the day.
Franksmanship by fearthedeer March 2, 2011

franksim 

the cult of franks reteurning to monke
omg we the franksimist must monke
franksim by uh sussy happen March 23, 2022

frankasm 

Frankasm

An orgasm that is experienced at the same time as taking a dump. This was popularized during the 16th century by the Frank clan of the upper Fecal highlands of Gyvyrydnwrnwydnshire who, out of necessity, had to perform their sexual acts while simultaneously dispensing with their dinners from the night before during long sieges undertaken by invading clans from Creepsville, Pennsylvania.
Guy who wrote this: Man, I just had an awesome Frankasm. The terrible smell of my dump canceled out the awesome smell of my orgasm, and now I just smell normal.

Other random guy: You should probably go see a therapist.
frankasm by FrankasmLover October 14, 2011
A specific denomination of Atheism in which the followers believe nothing wthout any form of reputable logic behind it.

Name derived from its creator (named Francis).

Francism has been placed under the section marked 'religion' on Census froms in the past. Just like Buddhism, Francism is considered to be an Atheist religion.

Followers are referred to as Francists.
Person 1: Do you believe in god?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Wait, do you have a religion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Oh. So you do have a god.
Person 2: No.
Person 1: What the hell kind of religion has no god?
Person 2: Francism.
Francism by proudimagineer October 8, 2011
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