frankennut

Used to describe a person bares the scars of testicular surgery in which a missing or herniated testicle was either added or lowered.

When added, the second testicle is for aesthetic reasons alone and contributes no functional value. In truth the added testicle can be any sentimental item such as a mothers gallstones or a nerf football.

The aesthetic addition of a testicle is usually to bolster the patient's low self esteem brought on by sporting an empty grocery sack.

Guy 1: "Hey frankennut! How's my nerfy doing?"
Guy 2: "Fuck off asshole!"
Audience: "Guy 2 you've just been Douged!"

by freedomfighters June 18, 2008

Frankenstein Penis

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.

Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.

by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020

Frankenbite

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".

Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.

by jayjaybird February 20, 2017

Frankenstein Deck

A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.

I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 3, 2011

frankenstein product

in environment, a frankenstein product is any product that is made out of two or more components or materials, which while apart could have been disposed of or recycled, but are now a burden on the environment, as they can no longer be separated. it is a bad thing

a milk package is a frankenstein product since it is combined of paper and plastic.

by e-shy November 14, 2009

doyle wolfgang von frankenstein

Guitarist for the AWESOME horror-punk band the misfits since Danzig was with them. Brother of founding member Jerry Only. He is currently taking time off with his family and has been replaced by Dez Cadena.

just because Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein is so ripped doesn't mean he abuses steroids

by Honest Jackson November 5, 2004

frankenpussy

pussy so large and monster like, you just know it is several pussies sewn together

Dude, that bitch had a frankenpussy

by jonmic66 January 29, 2007