(Franken)- a haphazardly assembled monstrosity
(Futz)-Swiss-German slang for female genitalia
Definition= A Frankenfutz is the mangled remains of someones physical assortment of sexual organs after undergoing a procedure to surgically attempt a gender reassignment surgery. After thoroughly mutilating, disfiguring and extensively vandalizing, and downright disrespecting their ooozing festering genitals to visually replicate the genitals of their preferred gender. The newly created "Penis" or/(and?) Vagina(ish?) is intended to serve as a poorly functioning, disfigured, 5th grade quality, science project gone awry, sad dog shit excuse for the real deal, that new creation is known as a "Frakenfutz" . We must protect those precious god given lovey bits, bumps, bevels, bulges and branches on the bros and in bitches that we all long and lust for.
Female to Male post op genitals resemble a tiny finger puppet of a severe burn victim, or an extra long skinny fungal growth .
Male to Female post op genitals resemble cock origami scrapple flapps or a pile of hamburger after a grenade went off in it .
(Futz)-Swiss-German slang for female genitalia
Definition= A Frankenfutz is the mangled remains of someones physical assortment of sexual organs after undergoing a procedure to surgically attempt a gender reassignment surgery. After thoroughly mutilating, disfiguring and extensively vandalizing, and downright disrespecting their ooozing festering genitals to visually replicate the genitals of their preferred gender. The newly created "Penis" or/(and?) Vagina(ish?) is intended to serve as a poorly functioning, disfigured, 5th grade quality, science project gone awry, sad dog shit excuse for the real deal, that new creation is known as a "Frakenfutz" . We must protect those precious god given lovey bits, bumps, bevels, bulges and branches on the bros and in bitches that we all long and lust for.
Female to Male post op genitals resemble a tiny finger puppet of a severe burn victim, or an extra long skinny fungal growth .
Male to Female post op genitals resemble cock origami scrapple flapps or a pile of hamburger after a grenade went off in it .
That ladyboy prostitute i raped last night was post op. male to female, so the dumb cunt basically screamed while i cum-fuck its shit pussy until double dipped and came in deep inside that brand new haggard meat cave , it was wrecked....a real "Frankenfutz" .
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I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever attributed to Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!
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My friend Josh needed a computer, so I made him a frankenputer from the scrap parts out in my garage.
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Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.
verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.
verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.
COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?
COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.
COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?
COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.
COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.
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I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever that L. Llewellyn James at www.alphaholism.com described on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!
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Never thought we could pull off the reverse frankenmuth!
Never thought we could pull off the reverse frankenmuth!
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