A Facheese is a person who is obsessed with a book series, really good at making edits about fictional characters.
It is usually a girl who is in 5th or 6th grade and is a Christian. She is usually really tall and pretty funny. She also identifies with the Slytheirn traits. She usually has an obsession with Capri Suns, and dearly loves the people she knows. She also simps for a character in the Harry Potter series named Ronald Bilius Weasley.
produced exclusively on remote alaskan islands, fart cheese is one of the rarest foods on the planet. milk is extracted from the breasts of caribou, gently heated over an open flame, then subjected to a barrage of farts offered by the rustic villagers who stand in a circle around the cauldron, relentlessly perfuming the milk. it is believed that the #farticules increase enzymatic activity, resulting in more pronounced flavor and slightly wet texture. the best fartcheeses can be aged upwards of a century. very old fartcheeses may taste of urine, glue and porcini mushrooms, and are said to induce hallucinations and a pleasant tingling in the anus.
dicht racy: what say we open a wheel of '24 fartcheese