fartcheese

produced exclusively on remote alaskan islands, fart cheese is one of the rarest foods on the planet. milk is extracted from the breasts of caribou, gently heated over an open flame, then subjected to a barrage of farts offered by the rustic villagers who stand in a circle around the cauldron, relentlessly perfuming the milk. it is believed that the #farticules increase enzymatic activity, resulting in more pronounced flavor and slightly wet texture. the best fartcheeses can be aged upwards of a century. very old fartcheeses may taste of urine, glue and porcini mushrooms, and are said to induce hallucinations and a pleasant tingling in the anus.

dicht racy: what say we open a wheel of '24 fartcheese

jim harbaugh: fuckin yeah!

by trilliam turdsworth June 24, 2024

fart cheese

The sensation of farting voraciously while suffering from diarrhoea and feeling cottage cheese appear miraculously between your legs.

Dude last night I sneezed and fart cheesed

by Jihadjoe May 1, 2015

Farcheesal

An object having a cheese like quality

That sunset is farcheesal

by Joe Cheeseter August 20, 2022

yippen farcheesy

Someone or something that is unworthy of any kind of coolness. Fucking Cheesy!

Can you believe someone would actually want to be seen driving that ghetto ass yippen farcheesy car?

by Zebulon July 27, 2006

framcheese

1) a type of cheese. their's only one specimen of framcheese in the world.
2) it also means amazing.

1) can i have some framcheese? NO!
2) wow! thats framcheese!

by marvin barrs December 19, 2004

Fatcheesy

The greatest person to ever live on this planet. He is an awesome, big-cocked mongrel who gets along with everything. He has never done anything bad in his life.

Wow! Look at Fatcheesy! He's so hot....

by Falloutlover February 2, 2022

fagcheese

a fag who is not very poupular due to the fact he is stiff and cheap.

the jew was a fagcheese

by 69sico96 October 7, 2007