A friend agenda. A social climber. When someone targets specific people they want to be friends with because they deem them as cool. They will assertively pursue this person and insert themselves in any way possible into their lives.

Jackie must have a fragenda. She invited herself to Linda's dinner party.

Fragenda by Icameupwithit December 6, 2013

Related Words

frageon • FRAGON • Fragonard • fragen • Fragenda • fragonarag • frame one

Fragonard

Noun: a person or being that enjoys generally weird and/or annoying behavior; being very awkward in a very unpleasant way; someone who takes a lot of vitamin C

Verb: (fragging) to ruin and/or make weird a situation due to the person being extremely weird

Adverb: (fraggingly) annoyingly ruining everyone’s day

Quit being such a fragonard!
Can you stop fragging around and help us, you fragonard?
And then he fraggingly left without helping!

Fragonard by Amadeus Bach August 13, 2019

Fragon

A hybrid species crossed between a Frog and a Dragon.

When the Fragon dies it is reborn as a flaming homosexual that must partake in seven straight days of partying. Once completed the fragon will once again evolve into its more powerful dragon-frog state.

An adult Fragon's tongue can cause severe omnipotence, and its fire-breath can cause "being on fire".

Thou shalt not taunt thy Fragon, for thou shalt become homosexual or dead or both.

Fragon by Fragon Slayer July 19, 2011

Fragon

The cross-stimulus of sweet fairy genes with those of a fiery dragon. Only appropriate for dress-up parties. Or, when a nice person suddenly turns into a douche.

Random guy who always hits on you, but who you seriously dislike: 'Hey. What were you doing last night?'

You. Hair radiant, eyes glowering: 'I went to a 'Fairies and Dragons Party' as a Fragon. I am sure you know what that is.'

Fragon by booberellabella December 9, 2009

fragen

fragen means the word fucking

or fuck

also fuckin'

im getting fragen drunk

im going to frag this girl

fragen by janelly August 5, 2007

Fragonard

An insult that is most similar to, "a raging whore whom sleeps with dragons that posses prickly dicks."

Jim : Holy fuck! Did you hear about Jenny? What a Fragonard!
Ted: I know! That dragon's dick must've hurt!

Fragonard by Pus The Fifth July 7, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026