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fuzzards 

Fuzzards are the small lint balls (or any material really) that get stuck to your clothes after they run through the wash. They attack and cling to your clothes, forcing you to pick them off.
Hey! You've got a bunch of fuzzards attacking the back of shirt. Better get them off before you head into work.
fuzzards by MTDice February 16, 2010
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A way to describe someone who has acted foolishly causing embarrassment to anyone who is around them.

Pronounced: foes-ard
Clive was being such a fozard.
"Come on mate, stop being such a fozard"
fozard by Oscar Morelli October 11, 2013

Fuzzard's Couch 

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.
Fuzzard's Couch by Staichen March 30, 2024
A person that is unwanted in a social setting. Fuzzard always makes the conversation awkward and leaves you feeling the ick.
We were having an intelligent political discussion when Fuzzard showed up and started talking about falling asleep on the couch with his blow up doll.
Fuzzard by Upgrayed1.0 December 30, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026