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Fuzzard

A person that is unwanted in a social setting. Fuzzard always makes the conversation awkward and leaves you feeling the ick.
We were having an intelligent political discussion when Fuzzard showed up and started talking about falling asleep on the couch with his blow up doll.
by Upgrayed1.0 December 30, 2025
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Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.
by Staichen March 30, 2024
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fuzzards

Fuzzards are the small lint balls (or any material really) that get stuck to your clothes after they run through the wash. They attack and cling to your clothes, forcing you to pick them off.
Hey! You've got a bunch of fuzzards attacking the back of shirt. Better get them off before you head into work.
by MTDice February 16, 2010
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fozzard

That kid at the party that is kinda quiet but when the drinking games begin he tanks them along with a masila.
Bewley: dang I diddnt know that guy was a fozzard.

Masila: yea me either
by Billy Masila February 15, 2009
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