Fuzzards are the small lint balls (or any material really) that get stuck to your clothes after they run through the wash. They attack and cling to your clothes, forcing you to pick them off.
Hey! You've got a bunch of fuzzards attacking the back of shirt. Better get them off before you head into work.
by MTDice February 16, 2010
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We were having an intelligent political discussion when Fuzzard showed up and started talking about falling asleep on the couch with his blow up doll.
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