fuzzards

Fuzzards are the small lint balls (or any material really) that get stuck to your clothes after they run through the wash. They attack and cling to your clothes, forcing you to pick them off.

Hey! You've got a bunch of fuzzards attacking the back of shirt. Better get them off before you head into work.

fuzzards by MTDice February 16, 2010

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Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.

Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.

Fuzzard's Couch by Staichen March 30, 2024

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Fuzzard

A person that is unwanted in a social setting. Fuzzard always makes the conversation awkward and leaves you feeling the ick.

We were having an intelligent political discussion when Fuzzard showed up and started talking about falling asleep on the couch with his blow up doll.

Fuzzard by Upgrayed1.0 December 30, 2025

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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