fuzzards
Fuzzards are the small lint balls (or any material really) that get stuck to your clothes after they run through the wash. They attack and cling to your clothes, forcing you to pick them off.
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Fuzzard's Couch
When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
Fuzzard's Couch by Staichen March 30, 2024
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Fuzzard
A person that is unwanted in a social setting. Fuzzard always makes the conversation awkward and leaves you feeling the ick.
We were having an intelligent political discussion when Fuzzard showed up and started talking about falling asleep on the couch with his blow up doll.
Fuzzard by Upgrayed1.0 December 30, 2025
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