fuzzards

Fuzzards are the small lint balls (or any material really) that get stuck to your clothes after they run through the wash. They attack and cling to your clothes, forcing you to pick them off.

Hey! You've got a bunch of fuzzards attacking the back of shirt. Better get them off before you head into work.

fuzzards by MTDice February 16, 2010

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Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.

Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.

Fuzzard's Couch by Staichen March 30, 2024

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Fuzzard

A person that is unwanted in a social setting. Fuzzard always makes the conversation awkward and leaves you feeling the ick.

We were having an intelligent political discussion when Fuzzard showed up and started talking about falling asleep on the couch with his blow up doll.

Fuzzard by Upgrayed1.0 December 30, 2025

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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