Fooon

A cross between a fork and a spoon; linked to its commonly named cousin, the Spork.
Unlike the spork, a fooon is used to describe a lady garden, minky, or other oddly named girl-bits.

"Crikey" said Kelly. "My fooon is kicking out a right pong. If only someone would invent Fooon-Fresh to banish my odour problems once and for all."

Fooon by Emma KJ March 14, 2008

Foony 

Catwoman’s way of expressing joy

Catwoman: HAH FOONY !

Foony by TheBigSam January 8, 2022

floonarb 

a family friendly way of referring to sex or sexual acts, it also keeps the youtube bots happy.

"hey baby, do you wanna hop on vrchat for a bit of floonarb?"
"floonarb is strictly prohibited in public"

floonarb by DuffQuick June 1, 2020

April Foooos 

The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.

Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!

April Foooos by JohnnyOSkoo December 14, 2008

FOOOOF 

What your friends say when life fucked you over. Mixture of Foo and Oof.

Person 1: “Oh man, I literally just crashed my car!”
Person 2: “FOOOOF”

FOOOOF by RobloxAdmin November 23, 2017

foonthyurnt

(foo-ntee-yurnt)

1. a slur that is typically primed towards humans referring to them as psycopathic, lunatic, or moronic

2. to act in a crazy or ludicrous manner; moronic

origin: worxonian

a phrase used unfrequently by gooseworx characters. its first known speaking was of may 27, 2018 used in the gooseworx original "A CRUMMY COMMERCIAL" when referring to gooseworx her/himself by the character shivanthriza lorauxulence and has not been used since, likely due to its offensive manner.

"The Gooseworx Fashionline is an excellent place where you can pick up several Gooseworx ™-brand T-shirts without surrenduring your distinctiveness as a human to an internet musician who pretends to be a robot like some kind of delirious foonthyurnt

foonthyurnt by The Counter Counter November 14, 2020

Foonet 

Hosting company run out of a UPS Store, a tool shed, and the owners basement. Now up and running with the OC-48 and bathroom core router.

toolshed-core02-0-0.foonet.net

Foonet by gotho May 3, 2003