The cool
kid name for a spoon-fork. Lowly peasants may call it a "
spork". But only true Gods who have reached peak No Nut level are aware of this "
spork"'s true name. The Fopoon.
May I borrow a Fopoon, good
gentleman?
Ah, a man of culture, I see. Please do borrow this
lovely Fopoon of
mine.