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Fuckin'+Owned=Fowned.
"Fuckin' Owned."
barthamule: you know the word owned right?
alfred: yes. owned as in, someone just totally treated you.
barthamule: yea, well my dad asked me why i don't say fowned. fowned. like fuckin' owned.
alfred: wow that's awesome. I'm totally gonna use it. barthamule you've got little balls. DAMN I JUST FOWNED YOU!
barthamule: ohemgee.. you're lame.
alfred: i love this aim convo so much i'm gonna post it in a myspace bulletin.
barthamule: no. don't. i don't feel like being embarrassed. i'm not in the mood.
alfred: ohhh, you don't want anyone else knowing you've got tiny balls.
barthamule: don't post it. just say what fowned means. make it look like a dictionary entry. the meaning and place of origin.
alfred: or i'll just put it on urbandictionary.
*couple seconds later.*
barthamule: NO OMG IT'S ALREADY IN THERE!
alfred: bullshit!
barthamule: i just looked it up. ohemeffgee.
alfred: shitake mushrooms. whatever. i'm gonna define it again.
barthamule: don't use my name. there's rapists out there. for example use a funny like name like alfred.. or barthamule.
Fowned by AMBERRRR. June 13, 2008
Related Words
the process of getting owned while flying or while airborne.
that airborne ranger got flowned because his parachute didnt open in time.
flowned by socalsoldier89 August 24, 2009

forneducation 

Those baby mamas on Maury were not well versed in the lessons of forneducation; you would think that by the fifth test they would've found their baby daddy.

Fowled out 

To get scared and back out of a certain (often confrontational) situation.

Derived from the term 'chicken out' (Fowl meaning bird).
"He got scared. He fowled out!"
Fowled out by DamuBeast July 7, 2009

stuckin foned 

A state reached after exessive marijuana use.
"Yeah, Saturday night we got some hydro from this wierd old hippe dude... man, it got us stuckin foned!!"
stuckin foned by buzzsaw February 20, 2004
From online "Fucking owned"
see pwnt and owned
That dude got fwned.
fwned by fwnt May 13, 2005