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Fowned
barthamule: you know the word owned right?
alfred: yes. owned as in, someone just totally treated you.
barthamule: yea, well my dad asked me why i don't say fowned. fowned. like fuckin' owned.
alfred: wow that's awesome. I'm totally gonna use it. barthamule you've got little balls. DAMN I JUST FOWNED YOU!
barthamule: ohemgee.. you're lame.
alfred: i love this aim convo so much i'm gonna post it in a myspace bulletin.
barthamule: no. don't. i don't feel like being embarrassed. i'm not in the mood.
alfred: ohhh, you don't want anyone else knowing you've got tiny balls.
barthamule: don't post it. just say what fowned means. make it look like a dictionary entry. the meaning and place of origin.
alfred: or i'll just put it on urbandictionary.
*couple seconds later.*
barthamule: NO OMG IT'S ALREADY IN THERE!
alfred: bullshit!
barthamule: i just looked it up. ohemeffgee.
alfred: shitake mushrooms. whatever. i'm gonna define it again.
barthamule: don't use my name. there's rapists out there. for example use a funny like name like alfred.. or barthamule.
alfred: yes. owned as in, someone just totally treated you.
barthamule: yea, well my dad asked me why i don't say fowned. fowned. like fuckin' owned.
alfred: wow that's awesome. I'm totally gonna use it. barthamule you've got little balls. DAMN I JUST FOWNED YOU!
barthamule: ohemgee.. you're lame.
alfred: i love this aim convo so much i'm gonna post it in a myspace bulletin.
barthamule: no. don't. i don't feel like being embarrassed. i'm not in the mood.
alfred: ohhh, you don't want anyone else knowing you've got tiny balls.
barthamule: don't post it. just say what fowned means. make it look like a dictionary entry. the meaning and place of origin.
alfred: or i'll just put it on urbandictionary.
*couple seconds later.*
barthamule: NO OMG IT'S ALREADY IN THERE!
alfred: bullshit!
barthamule: i just looked it up. ohemeffgee.
alfred: shitake mushrooms. whatever. i'm gonna define it again.
barthamule: don't use my name. there's rapists out there. for example use a funny like name like alfred.. or barthamule.
Related Words
fowned • fwned • Foned • Fowled out • #Foned • fgwned • flowned • forneducation • frowned • frowned upon
flowned
flowned by socalsoldier89 August 24, 2009
forneducation
learning about fornication
Those baby mamas on Maury were not well versed in the lessons of forneducation; you would think that by the fifth test they would've found their baby daddy.
forneducation by norflaurel4lyfe April 22, 2008
Fowled out
To get scared and back out of a certain (often confrontational) situation.
Derived from the term 'chicken out' (Fowl meaning bird).
Derived from the term 'chicken out' (Fowl meaning bird).
Fowled out by DamuBeast July 7, 2009
stuckin foned
"Yeah, Saturday night we got some hydro from this wierd old hippe dude... man, it got us stuckin foned!!"
stuckin foned by buzzsaw February 20, 2004
fwned
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