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Florescent Light Bulb

Code 1: Shiney bald headeness

Code 2: Dimwittedness

Code 3: Shiney baldheadedness plus Sunburn

Code 4: The Combination of all Three
"Oh my Atlanta Georgia!!!!! Did you see that guy?!?!?! He was definitley a CODE FOUR Florescent Light Bulb!!!!"

"AHHHHH!!! I'm being blinded by the light shining off of that guys head! He needs to put a hat on that Code Two Florescent Light Bulb!!!!"

Florescent Light 

When a firefly enters a male urethra, which causes it to glow and light the night alight; A variation on sounding.
Richard had a great florescent light last night.

Fondescent 

A word to describe the "smell of ignorance", or in a case of a situation when someone is getting on your patience due to their clumsyness.
The two meanings have different pronunciations, due to it being that the first is foun-de-scent, and the second one as of fon-desh-ent.
Person 1: What questions did I do wrong?!
Person 2: All of them. You are really fondescent.
Or
Person 1: He's coming towards us...
Person 2: Not him....he's so fondescent.
Fondescent by carnette February 8, 2024