fortres

That stupid program schools put on computers to limit student's ability to do stuff. Like opening programs and deleting stuff.

"Damnit, the school put fortres on these comps, I can't do jack shit now"

by Flat Feet December 02, 2004

fortresal

(adj): extremely secure, locked tightly, impenetrable

Darling, no one will break in while we are in Martha's Vineyard, our house is fortresal.

by Andy Hertz September 12, 2005