fortres

That stupid program schools put on computers to limit student's ability to do stuff. Like opening programs and deleting stuff.

"Damnit, the school put fortres on these comps, I can't do jack shit now"

by Flat Feet December 2, 2004

team fortress 2

America's #1 war-themed hat simulator

Team Fortress 2

by TeamXlink October 22, 2011

Forrest Hump

When someone has sex with a mentally challenged person, largely out of pity or mercy.

Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.

Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."

by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013

team fortress 2

welcome to team fortress 2 after 9 years in development hopefully it will be worth the wait

team fortress 2

by sniper nate November 6, 2020

Hangout Fortress

server that is ass

hangout fortress is ass

by not flamez May 2, 2021

Team Fortress 2

1. A Class-based first-person shooter with multiple gamemodes/objectives
2. A multiplayer FPS that 99% of Call of Duty players will hate.
3. A hat-based conga simulator.
4. An FPS that has the time period and art of the 20th century industrial age.
5. IT'S FREE!

If you don't want to play Call of Duty or Minecraft, why not try Team Fortress 2 and Terraria?

by XxCommandoxX December 14, 2014

Forrest Plump

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

by Eddy July 30, 2007