forreston

small town of old people named for-rest-on the railroad... which doesnt go through town anymore.

that town is so forreston... where'd the railroad go?

forreston by alwayzbored January 22, 2009

Forrest Hump 

When someone has sex with a mentally challenged person, largely out of pity or mercy.

Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.

Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."

Forrest Hump by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013

Forrest Plump 

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

Forrest Plump by Eddy July 30, 2007

Forrest gumped 

A way of making it through a situation successfully through sheer dumb luck.

He really forrest gumped his way into that job.

Forrest gumped by rlampani January 5, 2009

Forrest Gump 

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.

Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?

Forrest Gump by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006

forrest ettel 

the most sus person ever created with a really small penis and can’t ever please a woman, his only good quality is perfecting the ding-ding dance. he sounds like the annoying train kid from polar express, and likes indiana

this kid is being such a forrest ettel

forrest ettel by patty kinsey September 12, 2020

Forrest Gump 

Greatest ping pong player in the world.

Forrest Gump: "I like playin' those ping pongs."

Forrest Gump by Jackerfack September 30, 2009