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Stick a fork in me. I'm done 

When you've been doing something for too long and you don't want to do it anymore.
I had a 10 hour shift at work today. 8 hours in I was like "Stick a fork in me. I'm done".

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

to be finished with or tired of, your current activity or situation.
It was 1980 or 81, when I was working for a bank on Long Island, that I said this to my co-worker Bill. The office dress code back then was suit and tie. For fun, I used a plastic fork to secure my tie to my shirt. The real meaning behind this was to indicate that I was tired of the long hours on my current job, and had decided it was time to get a different one, thus Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Stick a fork in me, I came 

In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"
Girl: How was that for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I feel, so, violated.

kill me with a fork

When you just love forks so much that you would like them carved in your Face.
- Jhon, Kill me with a fork?
--What?
-Now.
kill me with a fork by M0l0tov November 28, 2015

gag me with a fork 

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. Used commonly among teenage girls, and is the true option when one chooses what to be gagged with. None of the spoon nonsense. The original saying is "gag me with a fork".
"Omg, why do they have to start undressing each other before they even get to the bedroom? "
"Yeah, I know, gag me with a fork!"
gag me with a fork by fork18 June 2, 2012

stab me with a fork 

used to describe an annoying or upsetting situation.
i have a math test today. stab me with a fork
stab me with a fork by sophrs April 18, 2021