fordfaced

To be in a drunken stupor.

He was so fordfaced last night, he'll never remember smoking all that crack - better take a video!

fordfaced by Truthful187 December 2, 2013

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Fartfaced

Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.

"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"

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The nearly coma-like facial expression after indulging in too much food.

I can see you don't need another serving...you've got total FoodFace.

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Hurry! Your watched item is ending soon. You fucking fudfaced cuntflap

Cock off you mofoing damnassed jobbyjabbing fudfaced cuntflapped spoon fondler prick. You really are a fucking fudfaced cuntflap

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The space on your face above your nose and below your forehead

Bob i will punch you in the foreface

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___________; something you use to say when you are at a loss for words
something you use when you try to censor yourself.

goshhh stop being such a fartfacedog!

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Lauren, because clearly is a forkface. Clearly. And pees in human-water.

Forkface went to the movies. On the way, Forkface tripped over her own feet and died.

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