fordfaced 

To be in a drunken stupor.

He was so fordfaced last night, he'll never remember smoking all that crack - better take a video!

fordfaced by Truthful187 December 2, 2013

Fartfaced

Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.

"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"

Fartfaced by Mr. Big Knob Shit Kitten March 13, 2013

FoodFace 

The nearly coma-like facial expression after indulging in too much food.

I can see you don't need another serving...you've got total FoodFace.

FoodFace by carrknowledege July 26, 2011

fucking fudfaced cuntflap

Hurry! Your watched item is ending soon. You fucking fudfaced cuntflap

Cock off you mofoing damnassed jobbyjabbing fudfaced cuntflapped spoon fondler prick. You really are a fucking fudfaced cuntflap

fucking fudfaced cuntflap by Claudio Reyna December 9, 2007

Foreface 

The space on your face above your nose and below your forehead

Bob i will punch you in the foreface

Foreface by Grizzly5411 May 30, 2018

fartfacedog 

___________; something you use to say when you are at a loss for words
something you use when you try to censor yourself.

goshhh stop being such a fartfacedog!

fartfacedog by fartfaceddog January 26, 2007

forkface

Lauren, because clearly is a forkface. Clearly. And pees in human-water.

Forkface went to the movies. On the way, Forkface tripped over her own feet and died.

forkface by Convectionface April 20, 2004