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Foneface 

The expressionless, distracted face a person makes when staring at the screen of his/ her smart phone for long periods of time
He had a real foneface while he was supposed to be listening to the Professor's lecture
Foneface by Cloud Computing September 2, 2017
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Lauren, because clearly is a forkface. Clearly. And pees in human-water.
Forkface went to the movies. On the way, Forkface tripped over her own feet and died.
forkface by Convectionface April 20, 2004

fordfaced 

To be in a drunken stupor.
He was so fordfaced last night, he'll never remember smoking all that crack - better take a video!
fordfaced by Truthful187 December 2, 2013
Anyone who wears super thick fake eyelashes, that gives the appearance of plastic forks as eye lashes.
Let me put on my "forkface" before we go out tonight.
forkface by Killarella October 27, 2022

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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