Forded
Forded by LilTunechi90 May 2, 2011
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Forded
As in to Ford someone, mainly a male. To give a male a blow job. Normaly, one Fords a male they have just met, or while intoxicated.
Forded by goldfishOHYEAH January 18, 2011
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forded
When a woman falsely accuses a man of rape after 30+ years without any form of evidence or clear recollection of how it happened. This happens with all witnesses testifying against the woman, and the accuser herself addresses all questions with untrue answers under oath , such as whether or not she ever coached somebody on the polygraph.
Forded
To make a pile of money off of other people, particularly when damaging said people in the process. Similar but more morally dubious than pyramid scheme due to the targeting of a single person for damage, garnering the money from crowdfunding. (see also sarkeesing, quinning.)
Person 1: "How can you afford all these new front doors?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally forded some cis male scum."
Person 2: "Oh, I totally forded some cis male scum."
Forded by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018
Sam Forded
The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.
"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."
Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014
Dr. Forded
accusations and allegations against you being believed with no factual evidence
HIM: "Bro... you're the girl who got blackout drunk and hooked up with 10 guys at that party last year, right?"
HER: "I just moved here from Africa."
HIM: **ignores facts and logic** "So you are?"
HER: "Ugh I was warned about this... I'm being Dr. Forded.
HER: "I just moved here from Africa."
HIM: **ignores facts and logic** "So you are?"
HER: "Ugh I was warned about this... I'm being Dr. Forded.
Dr. Forded by puddy eater October 3, 2018
Kim Forded
When you’re in a FTM and the facilitator just shut that shit down so quick you didn’t even know what happened!
Jerbear: So I really think white wine is better than red.
Princess G: No way! Red is way better.
Jerbear: But I think that white...
Princess G: (interrupting Jerbear rudely) No Jer you’re wrong Bc I know everything blah blah blah
Lashes: (in a loud firm voice) Princess G you need to calm it down okay girlfriend.
Jerbear: Oh you just got Kim Forded Bitch!!!!
Princess G: No way! Red is way better.
Jerbear: But I think that white...
Princess G: (interrupting Jerbear rudely) No Jer you’re wrong Bc I know everything blah blah blah
Lashes: (in a loud firm voice) Princess G you need to calm it down okay girlfriend.
Jerbear: Oh you just got Kim Forded Bitch!!!!
Kim Forded by Jerbear119 April 8, 2018
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