forceturbate 

Masturbating using the Force. To

Yoda would blissfully forceturbate every day before that blond headed dumbass crashed in his swamp.

forceturbate by mattzog January 13, 2009

forceturbation 

When someone such as a Sith or Jedi masturbates using the force. Also known as to "force choke the chicken."

When Luke Skywalker was alone in the Millennium falcon he fantasized about Jabba's slave girls and engaged in some forceturbation.

forceturbation by anotherputz January 19, 2016

faceturbate 

The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.

I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!

faceturbate by A concerned citizen of February 16, 2007

Faceturbate 

Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.

Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.

or

She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.

Faceturbate by Dann C July 13, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022