forceturbate

Masturbating using the Force. To

Yoda would blissfully forceturbate every day before that blond headed dumbass crashed in his swamp.

by mattzog January 13, 2009

forceturbation

When someone such as a Sith or Jedi masturbates using the force. Also known as to "force choke the chicken."

When Luke Skywalker was alone in the Millennium falcon he fantasized about Jabba's slave girls and engaged in some forceturbation.

by anotherputz January 19, 2016