Forcasm

The time you're very exited about any kind of specific weather, mostly snow or rain etc.
usually the weather will cancel any sort of activity you would kill yourself to go to.Usually at a family picnic or a boring meeting. exitment

(1st guy): Dude, i'm about to have a major forcasm now!
(2nd guy): What for?
(1st guy): My friend told me the rain is gonna pour! Let's hope that the family picnic gets canceled! We can do whatever we want!
(2nd guy): Yeah!

by Spazbo 777 February 18, 2009

forcasm

The uncontrollable excitement that extreme weather geeks get when signs of fun weather appear on the long-range forecasts. If the forecast becomes more boring as the time frame gets nearer, a forcasm can be followed by severe depression.

NOTE: The definition of "thrilling weather" is subjective and varies from person to person.

When a possible March blizzard showed up on the 10-day forecast, Dave began having an intense forcasm. But it was short-lived, as two days later the forecast showed nothing but the usual cold March rains. However, that caused Julia to then have a forcasm because she'd already taken off her snow tires and wasn't looking forward to another round of snow and ice. The disappearing blizzard was a huge relief!

by DJ Bonneromics May 15, 2012

forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.

"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.

by w00fdawg September 1, 2005

Forcastinate

Forcastinate: knowing well in advance that you will wait until the last minute to get a task done.

Phil knew that his anniversary was coming up but, just like every year, his tendency to forcastinate would mean that he would be shopping at the last minute

by ablockalypse September 12, 2010

Too Farcasm

When someone takes sarcasm way too far. Usually ruins a quick witty quip.

Ryan: Hey, did you see the Justin Bieber movie?
Alex: Yeah man, it was so sweet! I love bieber he's so awesome and his hair is so cool and I love how he is so cute and I just want to marry him and OMG have you seen his haircut, it's so rad and I follow him on twitter and I have all his clothes and I got my hair cut just like him and..
Ryan: Dude, way Too Farcasm

by dexterchip April 3, 2011

Forgasm

Food + Orgasm = Forgasm.

Skillet potatoes, french toast and over easy eggs, omggg. Just had a forgasm.

by Mahlmann January 1, 2012

forgasm

making orgasmic sounds while eating delicious food

WTF, is someone having sex behind that bookcase?" "No, I saw her shoving cake in her mouth and moaning-- I think she's having a forgasm.

by Med Students Losing Our Minds May 19, 2011