a cool way to say "what's up?"

if you say this, people will KNOW that you're sick as fuck
it just really boosts your coolness so why not say it

appropriate responses include

"nothing much dude what about you"
"i'm cool, just chillin"

me: yo what's the forecast
andy: it's kinda cold today bruv
me: noo dude what's the forecast !! it's like what's up but way cooler
andy: oh fuck you're so right.. damn i'm gonna start saying that

what's the forecast by steviejones420 March 1, 2019

Related Words

Forecasm • foregasm • forecast • Forcasm • Forecase • Forecasterbate • Forecastibating • forecastle • Forecasturbation • Forkcasm

foregasm

when you let loose the juice during fore play.

oH SHIT, billy foregasmed all over my new sweater!

foregasm by Lavagasm 2000 Moon Unit December 17, 2006

Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

Alabama Weather Forecast by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

Future Forecast

What the hell? These people must think we are really stupid. Is there such a thing as yesterday forecast? Duuuh..

Next we will have the Future Forecast but first we will hear from....
Means that NEXT is not Next. Another word that does not mean anything.
Future forecasters will not be fired if they lie like a rug by a certain percentage.

Future Forecast by Gerry Attricks July 21, 2003

Shipping forecast

A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.

"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"

"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."

Shipping forecast by Flannybabes May 15, 2012

Sexual forecasting

When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.

"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."

Sexual forecasting by VNFP June 20, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026