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shower for an hour 

To shower for an hour means to jerk off in the shower. Usually people say "Why where you in there so long?" and you make up some lame excuse.
I'll be ready soon, i just gotta take a "shower for an hour."
shower for an hour by Sh4GGY August 28, 2004

A Beer For The Shower 

An unabashedly hilarious website dedicated to beer, music, and the dumbfuckery of humankind.
Ronnie, you've never heard of A Beer For The Shower? What are you, braindead?

shower for punishment 

a form of discipline applied to those who have committed the ultimate violation against another person.
it can be a cold or hot shower designed to make one think about the sin he or she may have committed...for example, a pedophile needs a super-scalding shower designed to make him think about the pain inflicted on his victim!!! that goes for a corrupt official who needs to account for all the people hurt during his "criminal" act...
furthermore, he needs to sing for example, "shower for punishment for bad little pedophiles" as he is receiving the discipline!!!
david molested a 14 year old girl. he was subjected to a hot scalding shower for punishment captured by a webcam...he was ordered to sing"shower for punishment for bad child molesters" at the top of his lungs

shower for an hour 

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden

Choir for an hour in the shower 

When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.
Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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