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For shower 

If you are overswagged, instead of "for shure" you say "for shower"
+ do ya have weed
- for shower dude!
For shower by Richfetus🦍 June 16, 2019
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shower for an hour 

To shower for an hour means to jerk off in the shower. Usually people say "Why where you in there so long?" and you make up some lame excuse.
I'll be ready soon, i just gotta take a "shower for an hour."
shower for an hour by Sh4GGY August 28, 2004

A Beer For The Shower 

An unabashedly hilarious website dedicated to beer, music, and the dumbfuckery of humankind.
Ronnie, you've never heard of A Beer For The Shower? What are you, braindead?

shower for punishment 

a form of discipline applied to those who have committed the ultimate violation against another person.
it can be a cold or hot shower designed to make one think about the sin he or she may have committed...for example, a pedophile needs a super-scalding shower designed to make him think about the pain inflicted on his victim!!! that goes for a corrupt official who needs to account for all the people hurt during his "criminal" act...
furthermore, he needs to sing for example, "shower for punishment for bad little pedophiles" as he is receiving the discipline!!!
david molested a 14 year old girl. he was subjected to a hot scalding shower for punishment captured by a webcam...he was ordered to sing"shower for punishment for bad child molesters" at the top of his lungs

shower for an hour 

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden

Choir for an hour in the shower 

When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.
Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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