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footcrumb

those crumbs that come out between the toes and have a nasty smell
omg im so horny i would eat maria’s footcrumbs
by realestboy666 May 4, 2022
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Footcrabology

The study of footcrabs
Footcrabology study: Low frequency basslines in British footcrabs
by DocFootcrab April 7, 2011
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footscrub

an nickname for someone who’s a dank idiot
lmao you’re such a footscrub.
by daaeeeem May 19, 2018
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Footcrumble

When dead skin starts to crumble on your foot.
"I think i'm having a Footcrumble"
by NotAArsonEnjoyer September 7, 2024
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footrubber

check out my new nike footrubber
by tduubbb May 13, 2008
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footrub-fix

A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.
Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
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footrub fiesta

Refers to a delightful situation where you meet a sizeable group of people, each of whom is willing to either give you a "sole-soothing" wif his/her gentle caring hands, or allow you to joyfully and savoringly massage his/her tootsies in yer own fingers and palms.
I love meeting pretty girls at da beach 'cuz they'll all have their cute extremities bare and visible, and so naturally this totally allows me both a "hand-holding heyday" and a "footrub fiesta" --- I get to savor said hot chicks' delectable warm soft fingers and toes all I want and for as long as I want, and so I eventually get a misty-eyed "velvety-skin fix" dat lasts me till da next sunny day when I can perform said delightful activities all over again.
by QuacksO July 12, 2025
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