footscrub

an nickname for someone who’s a dank idiot

lmao you’re such a footscrub.

by daaeeeem May 19, 2018

Footscray Bulldogs

A mighty Australian Rules fotball team which trades under the name Wstern Bulldogs.

Established in 1883, the Footscray players have a notorious reputatio of being ruggged and uncompromising, and are known for ripping apart their opposition unmercilessly. And they also play football on the weekend.

The visiting team expects to receive a typical local greeting upon arrival in Footscray, which usually involves being attacked with ninja stars and nunchucks and then being turned into dim sims and served up at local Chinese restaurant - Jimmy Wongs - for 50 cents per serving.

Oh, you are playing the Footscray Bulldogs this week...Have you written you packed soy sauce?

by Papa13 January 1, 2011

Footscray Bow-tie

A guy meets a girl in the street and it gets romantic. Guy finds a half empty stubbie (beer bottle), drinks the rest, breaks the bottle and slashes the girl's throat through the centrum trachea and then makes love to the gaping wound.

Yo dog! I just gave this sluzza a Footscray Bow-tie!

by Libba39 May 9, 2011

footscray

Shithole just out past north melbourne
also known as footislavia because of it's former high eastern european population; now highly populated by asians and muslems

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Footcrabology

The study of footcrabs

Footcrabology study: Low frequency basslines in British footcrabs

by DocFootcrab April 7, 2011

Foot Scrub

It is a sex. They are meme. They live for meme. If they don't see meme a day, they die. Sub to Dragon Rules

I sexually identify as a foot scrub

by Dragon Rules April 17, 2019

footscratchyitis

A MEDICAL condition where one must scratch their feet.

I have footscratchyitis.

by Dr. Schoull December 4, 2011