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football ear
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The
phenomenon
in which men, while
watching
football
, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.
girl
: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure
is crazy
.
Tim: .....What?....What?
Wait
...What?
by
Eroll
September 6, 2005
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