foot-penis 

after having some hot and heavy sex for large durations of time, all the blood has rushed from the feet to the penis makin your feet icy as death....

ya after that 3 hours of awesome sex, not even socks could keep my from foot-penis from giving her chills

foot-penis by sir cock December 30, 2010

Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

Foot penis by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019

Foot Penis

a penis grafted to your foot for those with a foot fetish

Girl 1: That dude has a crazy ass foot fetish, he got himself a foot penis

Girl 2: OMFGWTFBBQ!!

Foot Penis by Ericcil23 December 19, 2008

trench foot penis 

After excessive unprotected sexual encounters, one may develop skin lesions or other unwanted afflictions on the member. These afflictions can cause reproductive harm or damage other bodily functions, as well as being extremely painful.

I just bedded three women in one day, now I have trench foot penis.

trench foot penis by Hussanut June 21, 2019

John Footpenis 

The name of John Hancock before he changed his name because he was constantly made fun of.

Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !

John Footpenis by Mike72324 November 21, 2013

Footpenis 

1.)When you have a foot-long penis.
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".

"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."

Footpenis by Mason (Tornado) October 30, 2008

Footpenis 

The condition of having a freakish penis-like toe that grows out of your foot about two or three inches higher than the rest of your toes.

Yo, mothafucka, check that footpenis out. I could suck on that nappy ass chuckwad til the motherfuckin Rapture, mothafucka.

Footpenis by CelineDion November 1, 2008