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one who is well at the sport of soccer(the american way)
by f4 July 31, 2003
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A person who plays soccer thinking it's tougher than football
Wow look at that foot fairy thinking he's the shit.
by laxgoalie45 September 28, 2008
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A name given to male soccer players by American football players indicating the fact that football is for men and soccer is for women and europeans
1: Hey looks at that soccer player over there

2: No he's a foot fairy

1: what's a foot fairy?

2: a guy who prefers soccer over the real football-american
by laxio24 July 10, 2008
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Man-"Look at that chick playing soccer."
Dude-"That's a guy."
Man-"What a f**king foot fairy!"
by Tank6 January 01, 2008
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A fan or player of soccer. Soccer is known as the beautiful game - more like the loser-ful sport. Foot Fairies commonly are assholes, and think soccer is the best sport in the world. However, when asked for their reasoning, a common response is, "It is the most popular in the world!" That doesn't make it the best, it just means there are alot of short, talentless idiots around the world.

Soccer takes no skill whatsoever. That is why the talentless Foot Fairies will flock to it. The only skills they possess are running and handling with the feet. However these skills can easily be coached by anyone to anyone.

Foot Fairies are often extremely ignorant about the introcacies of American football. They have a wide misconception that all of us are just barbarians who run into each other. The true opinion of someone who knows nothing about the sport. They have no knowledge of the strategy, thinking, planning and reacting that goes into it. Values not needed in soccer.

Overall, Foot Fairies are stuck up jackasses who think their sport is the best but can't back it up.
Friend: Why is that idiot over there such a douche bag?

Me: He's a Foot Fairy.
by Annoyed football beast March 11, 2011
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A person over the age of 10 who enjoys participating in Skateboarding or Soccer(both are equally and undeniably gay).
Also, but less commonly would include homosexual men who enjoy playing with another mans feet or pleasuring themself with the feet of another man. This is no more or less gay than the prior 2 examples.
Cool guy 1: Look at that FOOT FAIRY skateboarding to a soccer game!!

Cool girl 1: Ha ha, if he gets hurt his boyfriends gonna be pissed!
by Royale N Cheese September 24, 2007
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