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A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.
Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.
fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009
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"Oh my god, how hot is he?" "Yeah I know, what a Fooser".
Fooser by William Elderberry January 31, 2007
Related Words
Fooser fooker footer foose Foofer Floser foolery Foomer fooner foosed
a fooser is one that is a Fool + Loser = Fooser.
Damn, Luis couldn't catch a ball if his life depended on it. What a fooser!
fooser by TossMySaladPlease June 22, 2005
One who is so bad at the game of foosball, that he actually makes others he plays with or against equally as bad. Just by looking that this person, you will go bad...for life. Some might call this person a "Total Loser", this is incorrect. He is a fooser.
Someone in the room, who's name rhymes with Karl, is a total fooser.
Fooser by steve February 6, 2003
he is such a foser!
foser by 2:22 May 17, 2011

Fookermooker 

To poo in a cup and dump it upon a potato and proceeding to throw said potato at a passing boat.
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Fookermooker by Juice master69420 October 31, 2022

Hot-footer 

A Delaware DOT-invented derogatory term for a Mexican American.

See also: Wetback, Spic
"So I'm in Delaware, minding my own f*cking business, punching my 9-5, and this d*mned hot footer walks in..."

"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"
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