fooser

A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.

Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.

by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009

Fooser

Someone who is extremely hot.

"Oh my god, how hot is he?" "Yeah I know, what a Fooser".

by William Elderberry January 31, 2007

fooser

a fooser is one that is a Fool + Loser = Fooser.

Damn, Luis couldn't catch a ball if his life depended on it. What a fooser!

by TossMySaladPlease June 22, 2005

Fooser

One who is so bad at the game of foosball, that he actually makes others he plays with or against equally as bad. Just by looking that this person, you will go bad...for life. Some might call this person a "Total Loser", this is incorrect. He is a fooser.

Someone in the room, who's name rhymes with Karl, is a total fooser.

by steve February 6, 2003

foser

the best.

he is such a foser!

by 2:22 May 17, 2011

Fookermooker

To poo in a cup and dump it upon a potato and proceeding to throw said potato at a passing boat.

God dammit bobathan fookermookered me

by Juice master69420 October 31, 2022

Hot-footer

A Delaware DOT-invented derogatory term for a Mexican American.

See also: Wetback, Spic

"So I'm in Delaware, minding my own f*cking business, punching my 9-5, and this d*mned hot footer walks in..."

"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"

by 2JupitersTooMany May 14, 2009