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this mean that youre fuckin crooked.
"man look at the way she walks" ya she walks fookedd
fookedd by colin teskey June 28, 2005
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A clever derivitave of "fucked". This variation allows a more public application of its origin, all-the-while maintaining the intended emphasis and can be used anywhere in place of "fucked".
1) "We got all fooked up."

2) "She really fooked up that time."
Fooked by Keoki March 14, 2005
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When you smoke some absolute bangers and get way to fried to the point your body is tingling. Therefor, you are fucking cooked.
Tyler: "Yo did you go to that party last night"

Joseph: "Fuck yea dude but I was so fooked, I can't remember anything.
Fooked by Tara Dikoff July 1, 2020
to get so wasted in a short time because one is trying to take advantage of 2 for 1 happy hour specials.
I left the office late and had only 30 minutes left at happy hour, so i got fooked.
Fooked by DJPUCKEREDLIPS November 7, 2011
What happens to a word-creator when The Urban Dictionary Denies a word.
-Oh Daniel, I got fooked yesterday

-Oh that fookin sucks dude
Fooked by Hey Scotty... October 23, 2016
the boxing shit is fooked I'm about to kick the fooker in his legs.
fooked by flyod money mayweather September 12, 2017

Blunder fooked 

A public way of saying "I made a huge f*n mistake and now I am screwed".
For example, you go on a date with a girl and make the moves on her, you call her "sweetie" or "sweetheart" and make her think you are really into her, but you really are not. You realized your mistake and publicly proclaim to be "Blunder fooked".
Blunder fooked by Psychic Pscho February 28, 2009
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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