food-on
food-on by Ronald the Billiard Boy February 25, 2008
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Food on a blanket
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food-on • Food on a blanket • food hard-on • your food is on the table • Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love • you must be on dog food • Fucking one's face with food • .9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9. • .9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9. • This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
food hard-on
I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
food hard-on by Roundthebend November 29, 2014
your food is on the table
A phrase used when someone sees a girl or guy who’s very attractive. It means they look good, cute, pretty, beautiful, handsome, sexy, or just fine in general. It can also jokingly mean you’d rather go after their friend instead of them, like the “real meal” is standing next to them.
Person 1: “Bro, look at shorty over there.”
Person 2: “Nah… your food is on the table.”
(Meaning: Her friend is the one they find more attractive.)
Person 1: “Dude in the black hoodie fine.”
Person 2: “Your food is on the table.”
(Meaning: His friend is even more attractive.)
When she walked in, everybody was saying, ‘Your food is on the table.’”
Person 2: “Nah… your food is on the table.”
(Meaning: Her friend is the one they find more attractive.)
Person 1: “Dude in the black hoodie fine.”
Person 2: “Your food is on the table.”
(Meaning: His friend is even more attractive.)
When she walked in, everybody was saying, ‘Your food is on the table.’”
your food is on the table by chitownbaby303 July 29, 2026
Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love
Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love,
The kind of deals that'll make you boogie
*Bomba Estéreo - Soy Yo plays which is a bad music choice*
*cringe dancing*
*pregnant woman breaks her knees and fucking dies*
*even more cringe dancing*
The kind of deals that'll make you boogie
*Bomba Estéreo - Soy Yo plays which is a bad music choice*
*cringe dancing*
*pregnant woman breaks her knees and fucking dies*
*even more cringe dancing*
- "hey, have you heard of that cringe advert that goes Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love?"
- "yeah it's the shittiest advert I have seen"
- "yeah it's the shittiest advert I have seen"
Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love by Mo.official420 January 22, 2021
you must be on dog food
To tell someone they said something stupid or crazy,or there being crazy.Also to tell someone you must be on crack
Joe< Go outside and stand in the cold
Chris< Hell naw it 20 degrees outside
Joe<I dont care
Chris< Nigga you must be on dog food
Chris< Hell naw it 20 degrees outside
Joe<I dont care
Chris< Nigga you must be on dog food
you must be on dog food by Antwon Davis January 3, 2007
This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
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