food poisoning

when bad people put bad things into your food and make you sick

"i called in sick because of food poisoning"

food poisoning by etchasketch November 23, 2003

fast food poisoning 

The general unhealthy and bloated feeling you get from eating too much fast food.

"My girlfriend is going to be gone for a few weeks, hopefully I don't get fast food poisoning while she's gone."

fast food poisoning by MistakeLake December 15, 2013

Lack of Food Poisoning 

Used to describe the condition of being poisoned, by not eating for excessive periods of time. not to be confused with food poisoning, which is the condition of being poisoned by food.

This term is used by multiple creators on youtube and is the scientifically accurate term to use when describing a prolonged lack of food.

We should build some more farms so our people don't die of lack of food poisoning

Lack of Food Poisoning by Rampagerslife October 6, 2019

intentional food poisoning 

The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.

Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.

intentional food poisoning by honneamise December 2, 2018

Food stamp poisoning 

The visible physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.

“Look at those big people shuffling to the car with the groceries. Can’t make it up the steps with those big bags of chips and soda pop. Must be food stamp poisoning.”

Food stamp poisoning by ewobbel June 22, 2011

food stamp poisoning 

The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.

Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”

food stamp poisoning by ewobbel October 27, 2011